Guns For Christmas

Today must be Christmas!

I got my Bushmaster back today. While I haven’t fired it yet, it doesn’t really matter, because the trigger is “BUTTA”. (Butter for those of you who aren’t Jewish or watch old Saturday Night Live clips.) The old trigger had, I swear, a 15 lbs pull. The new Bushmaster 2-stage trigger they put in for me has like a 3 or 4 lbs pull. (Sing with me now: 1 little, 2 little, 3 dead squirrels, 4 little, 5 little, 6 dead squirrels….. sung to some song I remember when I was a kid that had something to do with “Little Indians”.)

Remember, I had them put in a 2 stage trigger when I sent it to them to fix the jamming problem it was having. I was going to be really cheap and just buy a 2 stage and put it in myself, until they informed me that, according to a federal national database that they can tap into, I’m an Idiot. The reason is because they will install any parts you buy from them for free. (Did I tell you the trigger was as smooth as butter yet? Well, it is!)

I think I’m going to go make a dead squirrel video, since I’m feeling a whole lot perkier now that my rifle’s back.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.