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Squirrel Sniper Offers Services To UK

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I saw this story about the need to cull some grey squirrels in Formby and would like to offer the services of myself and my 17hmr to the British people in exchange for a round trip plane ticket, hotel accommodations and a couple of 1000 rounds of 17 HMR ammunition. I know that they need my help in the UK, because they pretty much don’t let you have any guns except shotguns, and everyone knows you can’t snipe squirrels with a shotgun.

So, this is an open invitation to the British Gov’t to fly me and my rifles over to the UK so I can Kill a bunch of Grey Squirrels for them. (I also really like room temperature dark beer, so we should get along fine.)