Deck The Halls With Squirrel Guts….. Fa La La La La….
The Verminator and I were getting drunk this weekend during the Walla Walla Holiday Wine Release, and decided we needed to kill some flippin squirrels. Unfortunately, all the “killin type” squirrels are hibernating for the winter, which leaves us feeling more like girls than men. (Which of course means that all the crap that the tree huggers say about us over on Youtube.com must be true, because I feel way more like a man when I get to explode squirrels with my rifle than when I have to stand around sipping wine.)
Of course, if you’ve been reading all the crap the squirrel huggers have been posting to the squirrel killing videos over on Youtube.com, you would feel sorry for me. Can you imagine the size of my penis, if the only way I can feel like a man is to shoot my .17 HMR? LOL Have you ever seen how small a 17 caliber round is….? It’s a wonder I have kids. ROFLMAO (My spell checker tried to replace ROFLMAO with RIFLEMAN… Finally Microsoft got something right. LOL)
OK, sorry, I just had to throw that out cause it makes me laugh.
Here’s the latest free hunting target that the Verminator and I worked up. This target is really good for getting your 17 HMR sighted in for squirrel shooting season. And since you have 4 months before the ground squirrels stick their heads out of the ground again, before getting them blown off by us real men with penises smaller than a 17 grain ballistic tip, make sure you grab it and head out to the gun range and practice.
This target is 388K PDF. Just right click on it and hit print. If you can, tell your printer to print outside the margins. My printer tries to print at 97% instead of 100%, so that it can keep the margins at 1/2 inch.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Oh Man i shoot a 17hmr. aww crap now my genitals are small.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
LOL