Comments on: Squirrel Sniper: No Longer A Criminal!

by: ObiJohn

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:10:53 +0000

Categorizing an unloaded firearm as loaded when it has an empty chamber but a loaded detachable magazine inserted into the firearm is the result of a criminal case that a police officer friend of mine was involved in… in his case the people he arrested were felons in possession and this was yet another charge filed against them.

If the magazines had been in the cases besides the rifles, you’d have been okay. Or, if you had been in another state, maybe okay. Note that many states are using WA’s case law as precedence.

It does suck, though. The primary lesson is, while cops aren’t your enemy, they aren’t really your friends, either. Know your rights, and realize that most people get in trouble with the law over stupid stuff by cooperating.

by: Greytooth’s A Little Pissed - ShootingSquirrels.com

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:01:15 +0000

[…] Greytooth posted some nonsense or another on the site yesterday, and I deleted it. He got angry and called me on it today and posted one of his many stupid squirrel hunting tactics under my Squirrel Sniper Criminal Story. So, I’m going to start posting his stupid squirrel hunting tactics on the main site and let people see just how dumb the old coot really is. Here’s his latest stupid squirrel hunting tactic, copied from his comment on my criminal history post. […]

by: SquirrelSniper (SS)

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:55:50 +0000

You’re weird!

Of course that just makes you fit in that much better. If you would like to post more hunting tips, send them to me and I will put them up as posts, instead of comments, under your own byline Greytooth.

by: greytooth

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:42:14 +0000

I don’t like it when my comments are not posted! I went hunting last week with mittens-on-a-string. (The kind that your mom would make you wear as a kid so you woul not lose one of them.)

1. Use extra long string between the mittens
2. Place mitten at base of tree with other mitten on your hand.
3. Put peanut in the mitten that is under the tree
4. Hide in bush and wait (A small bottle of whisky helps pass the time)
5. Squirrel climbs inside mitten to get peanut
6. Jump up and pull hard, swinging mittened hand through air, banging the other mitten with the squirrel in it against the tree.
7. That’s it. Simple and effective hunting.
Note: If anyone yells at you while using this method (in the park), this device can second as a slingshot, launching the squirrel at anyone who may be coming at you. Run.

Greytooth’s Effective Squirrel Hunting Techniques: #1

by: SquirrelSniper (SS)

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:29:59 +0000

LOL

You’re a dork, Jonathan, but I suppose that’s why I like you.

by: Jonathan

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:21:13 +0000

Well, I’m gald not to have to visit you in your prison cell. I can’t believe what an awful criminal you are. Next thing you know, you’ll be taking your elephant for a walk without cleaning up after him (which, by the way, is also still against the law in the state of Washington).

Have fun huntin’ squirrels!

by: MNsqrlHntr

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:08:36 +0000

Sounds like the procedures you went through to show this officer your weapons would have been acceptable by the millitary, but not this jackass…