Squirrels & Rednecks: Hand in Hand

How come everyone thinks “redneck” when you say “squirrel hunting” or “sage rat popping” or “rat stomping”? OK, sure I burnt the back of my neck really bad last time I went squirrel hunting slash shooting, but that’s just because I’m such a great environmentalist and didn’t want to use any of those poisonous sun blockers. (Yea, I made that up.) Or maybe it’s cause some of them come in aerosol cans and I refuse to pollute the air. Or, it could be that I didn’t want the rednecks to smell it on me and think I was a city boy… whatever.

I found this “Driver Identification” page that mentions squirrels a couple of times. Here a few excerpts:

“Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.”

I can see squirrels in this description too, they must have accidentally left them out. “One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas City Male.”

Go read the rest, they’re funny.


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