Squirrel Sniper Back From Cancun

I’m back from Mexico, and as soon as I get well, I think I’ll start looking for squirrels to shoot.

Shooting squirrels is way better than sitting in Cancun with 90 degree temps and 99.9% humidity. Sure, Cancun sounds like a good time when it’s snowing and 20 degrees outside, but Cancun’s humidity takes all the fun out of it. Cancun can’t even come close to touching Cabo San Lucas, which is on the Baja peninsula, and is dry.

Here is a list of my current ailments:

  • Runny, snotty eyes for the last 6 days.
  • Really bad scars from the bad Henna Tattoo I had done on my face… (Could be why the eyes aren’t working.)
  • Lungs are full of fluid and I have a bad cough.
  • Kidneys hurt so bad I can barely walk or move.
  • Wait, everything hurts so I can barely move.
  • Queasy.
  • Diarrhea.

I’ll write soon…. if I live!


2 Responses to “Squirrel Sniper Back From Cancun”

  1. Ken says:

    You didn’t drink the water down there did you! if you did sucks to be you…

  2. It’s not so much that I drank the water, but that I swam in it. I’m sicker than a dog. As a matter of fact, I had to go to the emergency room last night and spent the night in the hospital cause I couldn’t breath. (That whole lack of oxygen thing sucks…)

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